George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed."
Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."
George: "Everything goes with naked."
Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly
spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his
stomach in slow motion."
George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I
expend just trying to picture women naked?"
Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad
naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad. Hey, there's Hanke."
Hey, lady at the gym. I do not want to try and brush my hair, while you stand naked and apply your makeup. Go put some clothes on for Gods sake.
hahaha. Where is your sense of adventure!
Or just tell her to stand in the other locker room. I doubt there will be as much disapproval... ;)
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