Anyway, I just got a phone call...
AWTM: "Good Afternoon."
Ass: "This is Police Chief so and so, and you need to pick up this set of keys and sunglasses that are taking up space on my desk."
AWTM: "Oh really"
AWTM: "You do realize I found those keys, and brought them to you figuring since there is a library card, and a grocery card, you could find the identity of the person, and return them to the owner. Finding an abandoned set of keys, can mean absentmindedness, or abduction...."
Ass: "The grocery store will not help the police department in that matter, and frankly after a few days, I just throw these things in the trash, well anyway the detective had your name on the wrong paperwork."
AWTM: "well that sounds like a problem for your detective, and not a SAHM."
Ass: "thanks for bringing the keys in."
Now folks I realize, that police have more important things to do than deal with keys. (this is a small town) However, since there was a rape at that park just a few months ago, well one never knows what to do when one finds a set of keys. Also, I would have located the owner myself, but that can be dangerous as well. Also if the police chief had time to call me and be an asshole, I promise you he had time to run to the library and find the rightful owner...the ladies at the library would have been more than helpful, I assure you.
And does one really begin a conversation with this?
"This is Police Chief so and so, and you need to pick up this set of keys and sunglasses that are taking up space on my desk."
I mean that is just rude as far as I am concerned.
It will be interesting to see if I get picked up for speeding this week, I should have been nicer I suppose.
You folks will bail me out won't you?