Sunday, May 21, 2006

Overheard at Kohls...

Customer Service Desk at Kohls Department store. AWTM, returning one pair of white sateen cotton dress pants. (Oh, and I know I said I had to return the pants to Steinmart, but I bought them at Kohls, lovely that my memory is fading fast)

Kohls staff: "May I help you?"

AWTM: "Yes, I would like to return these pants."

Kohls staff: "Was there a problem?"

AWTM: "Uh, yeah I have a 2 year old and a 4 year old. I think I bought them in some sort of sanity lapse."

Kohls staff: "chortle chortle gawfaw ."

Lights dim Curtain Closes...

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