Saturday, December 31, 2005

Recipe for correcting ones chi

1 childless couple
1 couple with a 2 year old and soon to be 4 year old
3 glasses of white merlot for me
1 16oz glass of ice water for Pink Ninja
1 fantastic Indian meal

Take Pink Ninja, put her on her Moms lap, give her a spoon to stir ice water. Let 16oz of ice water pour directly onto a grouchy Moms lap.

Let Mom slam 3 glasses of white merlot

Chi is repaired, and humility--- as always is in check.

Next time you are a bit grouchy and pissy, try a little ice, on "your business"....seemed to do the trick.

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