Day to day diary of a 40 year old working mother. Recipes, ocassional attempts at humor, family photos.
Oh I don't have any good jokes but I'm sending you some happy thoughts.Hope you feel better soon!
I am good, just have a bee in my bonnet
Damn. I was all excited when I saw this, opened your comments hoping to LMAO.You have a bee, I have the damned hive in my bonnet right now.....Here's to a better day....(well, after today is over anyway)
I think I've told you my favorite joke about a thousand times...What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?a dictator!The more crap I hear from and about Chavez and Ahmadinajad, the more this joke makes me giggle.
Did you hear about the guy who dug three holes in the ground? Well, Well, Well. So the humor in that was is in the telling. Go hunt someone down, tell them that joke and wait for the face they'll make at you. So funny.
whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute??the prostitute can wash and sell her crack again.BAHAHAHAHHAHA
A bear and a rabbit go into the woods to poop. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks him if he has problems with the poo sticking to his fur. No, the rabbit replies. So, the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
If 10 cats are on a cliff and one jumps off, how many are left?None, because they are copycats!(as told by my 8 year old daughter)
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