The following is a list of rules my 3 year old "Dash" likes to tell anyone who will listen. He is hyperlexic, and has an affinity for signs. He loves words, order, has a great memory, and an even better sense of humor.
Number 1.) No shooting water
Number 2.) No chewing tobacco
Number 3.) There is no fight club (quickly followed by yes there is a fight club.)
Number 4.) No Diving
Number 5.) No children allowed
Number 6.) Exit
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3 comments:
Awe. The boy (he's 2) just says "Red means stop!" and then when its green he says "Go Mom Go!!" Its a ritual.
Perhaps we could get Dash some of my grandmas potato salad.
It would take his focus off the signs that's for sure.
No shooting water?
Dangit!
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