Friday, September 30, 2005

What NOT to Wear

Search begins.....

Dear Husband is hosting a formal International Military event. Which means, I should be living on water and water for the next 24 days, which I will not EVER do. So now I need to find the perfect dress that will camaflouge the bad parts and enhance the good parts. Oh and on a budget folks. Ughhhh.

Formal events were easier when I was a size 5, and 24 years old.

Where is that bitchy lady and her very campy friend form "What Not to Wear" when I need them?

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