Yep another gross recipe, and just in time for Halloween.
Bat Guano Cookies
one 12-oz. package chocolate chips
one 12-oz. package butterscotch chips
1 cup cashew nuts
1 cup banana chips
one large can chow mein noodles
Mixing the Concoction:
Dump the chocolate and butterscotch chips into the microwave safe dish. Microwave for 1 minute, stir, then microwave for 1 more minute or until melted. Stir again. (Be sure to use those oven mitts, the bowl will be HOT!)
While the chips are melting, crumble up the banana chips.
Use your oven mitts to remove the bowl of melted chips from the microwave. Dump the chow mein noodles, nuts and banana chips into the mixture. Stir.
Drop clumps of the bat guano onto the cookie sheet.
Place the cookie sheet into the refrigerator until your bat guano is firm.
Nosh on some great guano!