Unemployed, 3 Year Old male seeks position.
My talents include: Arts and crafts, irritating sibling, giving kisses, memorizing lines from movies, decorating cupcakes, reading, locating 5 countries on globe, I am of great assistance at the grocery store, can do very light housekeeping, and get great satisfaction from helping others.
I am: inquisitive, and impatient.
Special needs: I would love early hours, I love waking at 4:30am. I need a break at 10am for Seseme Street, and raisins. I do not nap, so there is no need for extended break time. You might want to have a time out chair, in case I need help re-grouping.
If anyone knows of a position available, please contact my Mother or Father as my references. I have no prior work experience, but am a fast learner.
You can pay me in glue sticks, books, powdered donuts, and ice cream cones.