Friday, October 20, 2006

The Stingrays are pissed or It ain't nothing but a G thang baby

Weeks after The Crocodile Hunter is killed by a stingray, these darn things strike again.

Last night, I was sitting in the living room listening to the lullaby of snores from a very tired DH, and watched the ever popular Greta Van Skankron of Fox news. Once again there is a "lack of news" on the planet, so, Greta started ranting and sensationalizing an incident that had occurred yesterday.

"A stingray jumped up onto the boat and stabbed the man in the heart "



I just kept thinking, these Stingrays are pissed, I am not sure what the problem is. It is my guess that it was simply an accident, the stingray was on its way home, made a wrong turn. The Stingrays might just be hungry for press, and sort of media attention is better than none. It may have very well been retribution for the recent slaughter of hundreds of stingrays on the Eastern coast of Australia by fans of Steve Irwin.

Reminds me of Biggie and Tupac back in the day.

It's an East Coast thing.

Peace Out

and Word to your Mother.

1 comment:

Tori Lennox said...

Man, it's just not safe to go in the ocean anymore. Damn, murderous stingrays!