AWTM is so sick...

And stealing from Johnny Carson you are supposed to reply..

"How sick is she?"

Well AWTM is so sick, she woke at 11:30am. (seiously)

She is lying in her bed surrounded by crumpled up tissue, a tissue box, ny-quil, a refreshed glass of cranberry juice. I am wearing sweats, and am covered with a down duvet. I am watching what I think is The Firm, on A&E and reluctantly enjoying it. (reminder, I loathe Tom Cruise). I think it is The Firm, the keep saying The Firm, so I am guessing.

I must be sick.

I also have been reading Tactics of The Crescent Moon

Sick, but with caramel hair....

*yes, that is horrid fish wallpaper, that is awaiting me to cover it up, and the prior owners put it up not us*



Some sort of flu.

Achy, full of mucus, headache, can't breath, scratchy throat, I feel like I am 80 years old.

ick...

I make the worst patient on the planet.