The Collective can now make phart noises with their little mouths blowing into the palm of their hands.
I am sure this decision will be regrettable by morning, but frankly the "bad, half efforted" faux pharts were not up to mustard.
If you are going to make a faux phart, at least do it properly. At leas that is my motto.
I am noting however there is a trend of these "faux pharts" belonging to me...
In other news, I spent a large part of the early afternoon out of doors.
Reader: "well why AWTM, you have plenty to do inside the Casa De Dust to keep you busy for months?"
AWTM: "Reader, you are exactly right, I do have plenty here inside the house, but I was tiring of the effort, it was starting to feel like I was on a treadmill."
Reader: "Well if you would actually do some work, instead of procrastinating, or blogging, you might be done already."
AWTM: "I think it is better for me to have some sort of immediate pay off today. There were trees to trim, and about 1 months weeds to pull out of of the 4,000 square foot flower garden."
Reader: "Well that is what happens when you are gone."
AWTM: "Thanks for the reminder. Amazing how big weeds can get, without miracle grow. Poke weeds up to my hips."
Reader: "So the outside of the house was looking almost as shitty as the inside."
AWTM: "screw you, I had peumonia, when I left."
Reader: "So did you at least get the weeds pulled?"
AWTM: "4,000 square feet of flower beds, while managing The Collective?"
Reader: "Well frankly we do no not really want to hear you complaining for a month about unpacking and doing laundry AGAIN, that is SOOOOO boring."
AWTM: "Well Reader, it is not ust unpacking, there is stuff that I need to do WHILE unpacking. After all it is summer, we had to take the root beer float break today."
Reader: "Oh, that odes sound delicious, I haven't had one of those in a long time."
AWTM: "Well here is a 7$ go to the store and fix yourself up, you can have a weeks worth of rootbeer for 7$.
Reader: "7$ won't go far here, can I have a $10?"