Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Work Wanted

Unemployed, 3 Year Old male seeks position.

My talents include: Arts and crafts, irritating sibling, giving kisses, memorizing lines from movies, decorating cupcakes, reading, locating 5 countries on globe, I am of great assistance at the grocery store, can do very light housekeeping, and get great satisfaction from helping others.

I am: inquisitive, and impatient.

Special needs: I would love early hours, I love waking at 4:30am. I need a break at 10am for Seseme Street, and raisins. I do not nap, so there is no need for extended break time. You might want to have a time out chair, in case I need help re-grouping.

If anyone knows of a position available, please contact my Mother or Father as my references. I have no prior work experience, but am a fast learner.

You can pay me in glue sticks, books, powdered donuts, and ice cream cones.

10 comments:

VW said...

If this works, let me know!

Army Wife said...

4:30am is just toooo darn early for this Mommy.

Bou said...

OH I had one of those. I taught him how to turn on the TV and fix a quick snack for himself real quick... so I could sleep. :) I think he was 4 or damn close.

VW said...

4:30am is early for me too... and I'm a morning person. Or was. This getting up 1 or 2 times a night with Tot is killing me... then we are all up by 6am at the latest. Ugh. I wish you luck. I like Bou's idea... wonder if I could teach them that at this age?

Jody said...

That is just too early! So far I am lucky. We'll see what transpires as the princess gets older.

Julie said...

I think you may be on to something here! Let me know if it works, I've got a couple youngun's who need work...

Teresa said...

Hmmm - my kids ran from 7am to 11pm (no naps after 3 months) and up at least once a night until they went to first grade - that slowed 'em down a bit... then they ran out of gas by 10pm. Have I mentioned lately how happy I am that they are now grown up? *grin*

Jen H said...

I think 6 AM daily is a bit much. 4:30 is a killer. If he finds a job, let me know.

_Jon said...

Ship him up here - I need a better alarm clock.

Army of Mom said...

Personally, I keep looking for a roving band of gypsies who can use three children - ages 10, 6 and 2. Talents are many.

I'm sure my children will be in therapy many years from now or go into some catatonic state whenever the word gypsy is mentioned.

I think I threaten them with the gypsies too much. If I can convince my kids that the Mormon missionaries are gypsies, the threats may carry more weight.