Cat Crap Cookies.....

This is my recipe for the Carnival this week. I cannot take any credit for this. My Dear Husband located the recipe on Funny Tummy.comCAT POOP COOKIES RECIPE. I will admit this is just gross enough to try. It does look gross......but anything with butterscotch, and chocolate cannot be half bad.


Ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter
1 egg
2-1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 tsp. each ginger, cinnamon, cloves
Grape-nuts™

Mix-ins:
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Cooked spaghetti al dente (roundworms)
Shelled peanuts

Microwave the honey until it bubbles. Add the butter, molasses, and egg. Mix well.

Add the rest of the ingredients (except Grape-nuts™) and mix well.

Stir in the mix-ins. Warning: if you add too many mix-ins your dough will not hold together!

Chill one hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

Roll dough logs of random length and diameter to simulate cat poops.

Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes. (The quantity of mix-ins used affects cooking time.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop as a serving utensil.