I woke this morning to find my tile floor in the kitchen smattered with orange juice. Dash, hates orange juice. So, I look over at Pink ninja. It seems as though in her 2 1/2 year old brilliance, that there is no way better to celebrate her love of orange juice then to pour it over her own head.
AWTM: "What is all over your head?"
Pink Ninja: "Nubbing"
AWTM: "Why did you pour orange juice all over your head?"
Pink Ninja: *non descript whine*
AWTM: "You are going to need a shower."
Pink Ninja: "NOOOO!!"
AWTM: "A bath?"
Pink Niinja: "NOOOOOOO!"
AWTM: "You can take your pirate ship"
*OK, and now here is an incident later in the day, of equal grossness factor*
Pink Ninja: "I love you...put all of these bawaettes in my hawah"
AWTM: "OK, come over here."
Pink Ninja: *SMILING coyly*
AWTM: "these barrettes, are all wet, did you lick them?"
Pink Ninja: "yes."