*The following contains language not suitable for younger readers*
Fade In: 106 degree, balmy day in the midsouth. A Mother and her two small children enter the waiting area of a second floor gynocological center. The children, are running loose, trying to get away with climbing on furniture. The Mom opens her library book.
Pregnant woman to her left: (smiling brightly) "You, look GREAT pregnant."
Mother of Two: (expressionless) "I am not pregnant."
Pregnant woman to her left: "Oh, well, I thought, since you (stammerring and blushing) were uh here, and uh, oh your kids are adorable."
Mother of Two: (In her head) Fuck you bi-och.