PMS

OK, I am grouchy, and I am sure I know why. I do have a couple of things to bitch about. I think the blog is the best place to do it. Poor Dh might be scared to come home otherwise.

1.) John Kerry: As a proud wife of a Soldier, I was offended by your remark. I do not want an apology from you, because it would mean nothing. One more thing, isn't it great to live in a country where political mud can be thrown around without the fear of death, like Iraq under Sadaam? Thank you for showing us what you believe.

2.)1. Chicos: Please stop sending me catalogs. Your stuff is cute, but I have been in the store, nothing ever looks right. In fact one time your sales assistant--INSISTED I try on a white cotton suit. It made me feel like P-Diddy. (Does he go by P-Daddy still?) Plus, I am 36.


3.) NRA: I love you people you know I do. Sir Rowland, is already a LIFE MEMBER of your organization. My DH has volunteered for you. However stop spending my donated money sending 20 things a week to me. You are preaching to the choir. Please use my donations to educate the uneducated. Oh and stop calling at dinner time. We are family folk.