Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Good Naked?

George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed."
Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."
George: "Everything goes with naked."
Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly
spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his
stomach in slow motion."
George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I
expend just trying to picture women naked?"
Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad
naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad. Hey, there's Hanke."



Hey, lady at the gym. I do not want to try and brush my hair, while you stand naked and apply your makeup. Go put some clothes on for Gods sake.

2 comments:

vw bug said...

hahaha. Where is your sense of adventure!

Ogre said...

Or just tell her to stand in the other locker room. I doubt there will be as much disapproval... ;)