Customer Service Desk at Kohls Department store. AWTM, returning one pair of white sateen cotton dress pants. (Oh, and I know I said I had to return the pants to Steinmart, but I bought them at Kohls, lovely that my memory is fading fast)
Kohls staff: "May I help you?"
AWTM: "Yes, I would like to return these pants."
Kohls staff: "Was there a problem?"
AWTM: "Uh, yeah I have a 2 year old and a 4 year old. I think I bought them in some sort of sanity lapse."
Kohls staff: "chortle chortle gawfaw ."
Lights dim Curtain Closes...