Sister For Sale

I am sure if Dash could he would......We finally got Dash's Thomas the Tank Yearbook in the mail today. This was a big deal. Dash who is meticulous about his belongings, specifically this yearbook. (He has carried around said wishbook since before his Father was Deployed.) Well Pink Ninja took it right from his hands the other day, and tore it to shreds. I taped the darn thing back together, but he was mad and hurt. So we logged on to the computer and wrote a letter to learning curve,, and they sent one A.S.A.P.

Yes, she got in trouble, but look at that face. It is hard being stern with such a sad looking child. Especially when you want to smooch those cheeks...


For Sale

One sister for sale!

One sister for sale!

One crying and spying young sister for sale!

I’m really not kidding,

So who’ll start the bidding?

Do I hear the dollar?

A nickel?

A penny?

Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there, isn’t there any

One kid that will buy this old sister for sale,

This crying and spying young sister for sale?

Written by: Shel Silverstein