While checking my mail this morning. I hear a "clunk" next to me, and look to see a jar of Claussen pickles. It is 6:40am.
Dash: Open this.
Me: We do not eat pickles for breakfast.
Dash: Why? They are a vegetable.
Me: Pickles are for afternoons and evenings.
Me: They just are. How about an English muffin and some eggs?
Dash: With a pickle?
Me: I guess.
Dash: Can I have cheerios and a pickle?
Me: One pickle.