Do you need a vacation from sticky doorknobs, runny noses, stepping on legos, and cleaning toilets?
I have the solution for you.
A handsome, blonde 38 year old male, able to speak various languages including
Toddlerease, able to walk long distances, great cook, will even fold towels to your specifacations, able to put dish towels in the correct drawers.
On second thought, maybe I ought to keep him here....