You know you have been gone too long, when upon entering your humble abode, you get welcomed by getting tangled in a cobweb.
Seriously, a cobweb.
I also noted the last time I was here I had pnuemonia, and was ill. Yes, it was THAT long ago.
Yes, we arrived home, after a short trip to the grocery, and a quick walk around the house in which Pink Ninja and I picked up a couple of fallen branches. the roof had not caved in, the trees I had removed, still gone! Weeds in the front flower bed are taking over, I am hoping for a bit of rain, to make them more pullable.
Things I have learned from logging a ton of miles.
1.) Dramamine works
2.) You can never pack enough antibacterial wipes.
3.) When you have a months worth of "schtuff" a hotel will not have a wheely valet thingy.
4.) Gas will be the most expensive ever when you decide to drive The Collective across the country.
5.) There are a lot of hookers on hwy 78 in South Memphis.