Dear Axe "Bodyspray" (whatever body spray is),
Thanks for making teenagers with a moderate budget smell like crap. (Does anyone remember the wafting of polo in junior high hallways? I still cannot freaking stand the stuff, the thought of it naseates me).
Also thanks for the Bow chicka wow wow, 70's porn reference music you are using in your current ad campaign. Because now my 5 year old is running around going...
"Bow chicka wow wow" in the grocery aisles is just plain hardcore. The other parents are not amused.