Saturday, February 03, 2007
Humility comes in heaps or Why I love foundation
*The following conversation took place all while I am zipping The Collectives coats*
(A too close photo of me as proof)
Pink Ninja: "Aww dhose pimpoos aww ovah youw face?"
AWTM: "Uh, no those 2 things are pimples, the rest of those things are moles."
Pink Ninja: "Dhose aww ugly."
AWTM: "Yeah, they are, and thanks."
Pink Ninja: "youw Wewcome."
(The Collective now start taking inventory of all of my freckles and moles, counting them aloud.)
Sir Rowland: "Mom, they really are ugly, you would be prettier without them."
AWTM: "I am guessing you will probably get them too, you already have freckles on your nose, and I think yours are cute."
Sir Rowland: "I hope not, they are distracting."
AWTM: "Thanks buddy, I think it is time to go outside."
I am really considering wearing foundation around the house.