A couple of weeks ago, The Collective and I were watching Little Mermaid 2. Little Miss Ariel gets trapped in a shell, and The Collective begin to worry.
Suddenly, Pink Ninja looks my way and says.
Pink Ninja: "Hey Mom."
Pink Ninja: "You know what Ariel needs don't you?"
AWTM: "What is that?"
Pink Ninja: "She needs a knife."
AWTM: "Yes, you are right."