tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post111677498983619289..comments2023-08-27T06:41:10.014-05:00Comments on ArmyWifeToddlerMom: Pink Ninja Training Camp, lesson #234.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1117125853011761192005-05-26T11:44:00.000-05:002005-05-26T11:44:00.000-05:00Pink Ninja:The force is strong in that one. Get We...Pink Ninja:<BR/><BR/>The force is strong in that one. <BR/><BR/>Get Well Soon<BR/><BR/>RightWingDuckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1117071012743587592005-05-25T20:30:00.000-05:002005-05-25T20:30:00.000-05:00Dear Pink Ninja-Please do not tell my daughter tha...Dear Pink Ninja-<BR/><BR/>Please do not tell my daughter that girls do those things. I am trying to make her believe, from early on, that only boys do death defying acts.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, <BR/>Mamma GeekJodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11796461745620939785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1117019815165785842005-05-25T06:16:00.000-05:002005-05-25T06:16:00.000-05:00Pink Ninja: Just wanted to alert you to the garden...Pink Ninja: Just wanted to alert you to the garden gnome-in-training over at Boudicca's... (See comments on Butterfly garden update)Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09963723435723078770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1117015916224280552005-05-25T05:11:00.000-05:002005-05-25T05:11:00.000-05:00Pink Ninja, please be careful not to show others t...Pink Ninja, please be careful not to show others these skills. And I hope you get well soon.<BR/><BR/>AWTM, OMG! I hope you are doing better yourself. Best wishes on getting the cast off soon!vw bughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18087316768090892945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1117010043319247732005-05-25T03:34:00.000-05:002005-05-25T03:34:00.000-05:00Ahh, Pink Ninja-san, you have learned the art of f...Ahh, Pink Ninja-san, you have learned the art of forgetting you are injured. Learn to value this art, as it will make Dr's and ER nurses stare in amazement when you walk in with injuries that make grown men weep.littlejoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491025015961227987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116895616700997272005-05-23T19:46:00.000-05:002005-05-23T19:46:00.000-05:00Dear Pink Ninja-This cast will have many powers. ...Dear Pink Ninja-<BR/><BR/>This cast will have many powers. But as Tammi said, you must hide these powers and only use them for good.<BR/><BR/>So, when the urge to wack your brother with your new weapon, abstain. When you want to smash your dinner on the table with your new weapon, abstain. When you find out the neat noise your weapon makes against the table, door or bed...abstain.<BR/><BR/>When your mom is holding you, and you want to jump and play...please...watch where you throw that thing! :-)<BR/><BR/>Love, <BR/><BR/>Your Bad Example Family!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116868492170790902005-05-23T12:14:00.000-05:002005-05-23T12:14:00.000-05:00Dear AWT Mom:Now I know what my mother went throug...Dear AWT Mom:<BR/><BR/>Now I know what my mother went through with all my broken bones. Yes, plural. I have had a break in ever limb. My legs have more ligament tears and additional breaks from living life as an adventurous Tom-boy most of my life. <BR/><BR/>My karmic payback? I gave birth to a son who's exactly like me! Sigh. I so feel for you. I'll keep all 3 of you in my prayers for a speedy recovery and a very healthy summer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116868222027137402005-05-23T12:10:00.000-05:002005-05-23T12:10:00.000-05:00hmmm, something in the water on Saturday? In the ...hmmm, something in the water on Saturday? In the A.M. mine took a header down the stairs and hyperextended his wrist, also got a great bump on his head. Then in the P.M. He thought it would be funny to "fly" off the toilet, me being too slow simply watched, horrified as his face made contact with the tile floor and that tiny hyperextended wrist is now quite bruised and sprained, not broken though Arghhh.The Bobo Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03690398419157010004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116857714294320612005-05-23T09:15:00.000-05:002005-05-23T09:15:00.000-05:00"the fact that my own Momma was helping these insa..."the fact that my own Momma was helping these insane people expose me to these cancer causing x-rays was very upsetting."<BR/><BR/>Silly Ninja. Radiation is your FRIEND! Gives you super-powers, you know ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116854276563641552005-05-23T08:17:00.000-05:002005-05-23T08:17:00.000-05:00Thank you all for the great advice, I especially l...Thank you all for the great advice, I especially liked to hear that the pool is a dangerous place for others. I was beginning to think it was simply me. Bone strengthening? Fantastic, I need to do this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116853558641199662005-05-23T08:05:00.000-05:002005-05-23T08:05:00.000-05:00Pink Ninja, you really should listen to your mothe...Pink Ninja, you really should listen to your mother. However if you want to work on bone strengthening, you need to speak with Clone. I think he developed a way this weekend to not only make his bones stronger, but more flexable. <BR/><BR/>AWTM: Two words. Duct Tape.Contagionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18247082489343057341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116850054278375732005-05-23T07:07:00.000-05:002005-05-23T07:07:00.000-05:00Dear Pink Ninja, Like Tammi said, you are supposed...Dear Pink Ninja, <BR/><BR/>Like Tammi said, you are supposed to hide those skills. Hope you are better soon, and that the old slow people are better soon too. :) Also, keep hiding the respect lessons for Dash...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116844348428002922005-05-23T05:32:00.000-05:002005-05-23T05:32:00.000-05:00Yeah, when my daughter was 3, we visited my Mom & ...Yeah, when my daughter was 3, we visited my Mom & Dad (3 states away) for the summer. Daughter falls down the steps, 9 stitches in her mouth. Then at Thanksgiving when we went to visit again, she jumped off my Mom's bed into her nightstand, 4 stitches on the cheek. We go to the SAME emergency room, and see the SAME triage nurse, who of course assumes (incorrectly, I might add) that we are beating her. After her stitches were in and we were resting at Grandma's, I asked her why she liked to jump so much. <BR/><BR/>Her response? <BR/><BR/>"Because I can Fly, Daddy."<BR/><BR/>After repeated attempts to assure that she could not, in fact, fly, I asked her "who told you you could fly?"<BR/><BR/>Without missing a beat, she looks me right in the eye and says "Jesus told me I could fly!"<BR/><BR/>All in all, I think I'd rather take the broken bones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116819258930501642005-05-22T22:34:00.000-05:002005-05-22T22:34:00.000-05:00Dear Pink Ninja-I fear you have been taking your l...Dear Pink Ninja-<BR/><BR/>I fear you have been taking your lessons from my three Ninjas. In the house of Bou we know those ER doctors very well. <BR/><BR/>Let me advise you that your Pink Ninja Stealthy skills also do not work when jumping in and out of an inflatable pool, repeatedly. That also results in a fracture.<BR/><BR/>On a happy Pink Ninja note, have fun picking out the color of your cast! Pink will be an awesome color for you! And Paint works on those new Ninja casts!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116817705204516962005-05-22T22:08:00.000-05:002005-05-22T22:08:00.000-05:00dear pink ninja... if you do these wonderful, acro...dear pink ninja... if you do these wonderful, acrobatic and death-defying tricks as often as my #2 son, they will know you by name when you arrive at the ER! you will have your very own card in the "childhood injuries" rolodex and if you get enough of your mishaps on the card, all the nurses and doctors will look at your momma and big D like some kind of horrible people! won't that be fun??? (note to slow momma: let's hope she gets fully verbal really fast so PN can tell the Drs. & nurses what happened -- and then they won't look at you hard the next ER visit LOL)Some Soldier's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16934456863737157251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116809183409843262005-05-22T19:46:00.000-05:002005-05-22T19:46:00.000-05:00Oh wow! Pink Ninja, if you ever wonder what those...Oh wow! <BR/>Pink Ninja, if you ever wonder what those grey hairs are coming out of Momma's head, it may just be your gentle charm and poise!<BR/><BR/>Seriously, what a weekend!!! Hope the recovery is as smooth as the injury (one tough little girl you have there!)!Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16180365145633071340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116788479624982312005-05-22T14:01:00.000-05:002005-05-22T14:01:00.000-05:00Holy Cow!!! I cannot believe she was still playing...Holy Cow!!! I cannot believe she was still playing. Man, you breed them tough!Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01490093867503076221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116786140878109782005-05-22T13:22:00.000-05:002005-05-22T13:22:00.000-05:00Poor kid... but that's what happens when you don't...Poor kid... but that's what happens when you don't listen to the old slow people... wait, I meant, "slow old people.!"<BR/><BR/>Hope you're feelin' better!That 1 Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11097977776255928845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291056.post-1116779255730769812005-05-22T11:27:00.000-05:002005-05-22T11:27:00.000-05:00Dearest Pink Ninja,Why oh why must you torment you...Dearest Pink Ninja,<BR/><BR/>Why oh why must you torment your mommy so? It is a well known Ninja secret that you must HIDE your skills....they are only to be used in dire circumstances. Well, that and during training. Showing "mere mortals" your abilities is strictly against the Ninja Code. <BR/><BR/>I can only hope you have learned your lesson and that the Ninja Patrol will not be too hard on you.<BR/><BR/>Oh - and please be gentle with Dash. He can only envy your powers. Humility - my dear. It's a gift.<BR/><BR/>**Note to Mommy: Oi Vey - what a day you had.......hope today is better!!!Tammihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13985883231772506578noreply@blogger.com